Review for user Evil Penguin from TheGeekFreek
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TheGeekFreek (252)
Apparently Evil Penguins sell motherboards.. Gigabyte ones at that..
TheGeekFreek was the Seller on July 15, 2011 HardForum
Texas.. we've all heard of it.. Vast open land, everyone rides horses, and everything looks like a scooby-doo ghost town. Yep, thats Texas all right. But a little know fact is that far beneath the surface, in some secret government military underground lab in Eagle Pass, they are genetically modifying penguins to be Evil. And no, not your normal kind of Evil, the like "Kick you in the shins" kind of evil. I can only tell you this as I just barely made it out of the facility alive, and must inform the masses. The Evil Penguins walk among us, looks just like you, act just like you, but they are far superior in performing Jedi mind tricks. One minute, im sitting here thinking I need a new motherboard, and out of nowhere I get ninja'd by an Evil Penguin and my money is being siphoned out of my paypal account to this secret underground lair at the speed of light. And before I can even figure out whats going on, BAM!!, this motherboard shows up at my door. Cautious, but curious, I tear off the seal and begin surgically dismantling the box. After making my way thru various layers of bubblewrap, I find a box. I remove the box and going against my better judgement I open it up only to find, more bubble wrap.
All the sudden the door behind me flys open and an angry Wife monster barges in and I do the only thing I can, throw the bubblewrap at her as a distraction so I can flee the scene. The distraction works like a charm and I make my escape down to the mancave with the board in hand, anxiously awaiting to fire it up.
After only a few minutes of mounting parts, I fire it up, and my fate was sealed. BitCoin Skynet is now active.. That Evil Penguin has ensured the doom of humanity, and ensured the rise of Evil Penguins..July 20, 2011