Bright Wire

He sold me a black spinner with a shiny cable. I gave him green papyrus for a product well shipped.

Bright Wire was the Buyer on April 24, 2005 ArsTechnica

I would gladly trade two roost hens for another chance at the "product" this man is slinging to underage sporks. Never forget...where you had breakfast.

Traded some things and passed some cash.

Cross-traded on July 11, 2004 ArsTechnica

I would give 2 small radial cones for every large knickered alley bear that this man has to send via the circus route.

Cables of goodness.

Bright Wire was the Buyer on February 15, 2005 ArsTechnica

The flawless grapes of this man's wrath are definitely worth two ducks in the bush. I will gladly buy his singing harp once more if given the chance.

USB box of goodness for filing my life away (USB external enclosure)

Bright Wire was the Buyer on February 15, 2005 ArsTechnica

I would gladly have given this man 3 monkeys for th echance to cart around pictures of kittens in jello. He gave me that chance for only 2 monkeys. I am proud now.

8 port hub

Bright Wire was the Buyer on September 10, 2004 ArsTechnica

2 ducks and a small newspaper make this man's arsenal hefty and surprisingly fast for deliveries.

Sold this man a fistful of rockets and yule-tided cheeriness.

Bright Wire was the Seller on November 16, 2004 ArsTechnica

What more does a man want? Money and explosions. I gave him one and he gave me the other. Very happy.

Sooooo shiny, so grilled, so ported, so blinkingly blue. She calls to me like a newfound mullet amongst the 80\'s. She is my new fauna and her bits will elude even the best of us.

Bright Wire was the Buyer on December 21, 2005 ArsTechnica

The next time you find yourself in a foxhole with 2 chickens and a goat you should not forget the casing. That\'s right, the casing of unanimous shiny that could easily light up your life and that of a stew kettle. This man, nay, this denizen of our fair net has brought forth just such a thing. Forever will it be know as the grill o\' blue, for her secrets are many and I dare say, so are docdang\'s.

So shiny, so beautiful, so orange. SE W800i

Bright Wire was the Buyer on May 10, 2006 ArsTechnica

Who brings all the bling to the yard? Grilgar baby, Grilgar. I\'d trade in 2 small exotic panda babies and a chia pet for more of the shiny that this man has to offer. Fear not lest ye be judged unworthy of the cool tech. :P

PVR card w/ remote

Bright Wire was the Buyer on March 21, 2005 ArsTechnica

This man showed me how real duckies flame the rest of the frogs. I would be nothing if it weren't for the kung pao chicken this man serves up.

Traded some of my hardware for some of his hardware. All is well in TV town.

Cross-traded on September 27, 2004 ArsTechnica

This guy rocks like a chia pet at a kegger. Ladies beware, he's got the groove.

Light dimmer / soul smasher a.k.a. big freakin PSU

Bright Wire was the Buyer on September 14, 2005 ArsTechnica

Who has the prettiest monkeys? This guy does. If only I wasn't a fool and gave all my money to the duck dressed as a peach then I too could have a pretty monkey to ridicule me.

Shiny little discs of mirth and death were to be mine!

Bright Wire was the Buyer on November 3, 2005 ArsTechnica

I have only nice things to say about this person's goose. It is not cooked, but rather it is a luxurious down pillow of toys. Beware the goose's siren honk.

2 games and a bit of knowledge.

Bright Wire was the Buyer on October 19, 2005 ArsTechnica

Should you ever be in teh arena fighting off monstrous locusts and wild chia pets there is none you would call on more than this man and his wiley ducky ways. Long live the kingdom of Cherry Coke.